Meanie McNasty

rapex

2007-12-09T20:01:00Z

In 2005, inventor Sonette Ehlers introduced The Rapex, an anti-rape female condom which can be inserted into the vaginal canal like a diaphragm. The product is lined with microscopic barbs which attach to a rapist's penis and which must be surgically removed. In an article about the Rapex, Ehlers stated that she was inspired to invent the device after meeting a victim who told her, "If only I had teeth down there."
--wikipedia

My Humps by Alanis Morissette

2007-04-04T22:59:16Z

hey,

2007-03-29T11:06:54Z

you,

have a wonderful day.

love,
anand

i'm so stupid.

2007-03-17T15:15:29Z

i was cleaning up my yahoo mailbox, and i discovered my email to brendon small (and his response).

SUBJECT: brendon!!!!
BODY:
hey,

sorry about the exclamation points. how are you? [i
don't know, thought i'd make small (pun unintended)
conversation before asking somewhat random questions.]

i saw you at nyu tuesday night; surprisingly, you were
a lot like your 8-yr-old character on the show. and
for some reason, i found it admirable.
anyway, you mentioned liking the who, queen and modest
mouse, all great bands by the way. i want to know what
your favorite modest mouse cd is and why? (if you care
to share).

also, have you heard anything by the group "neutral
milk hotel"? if not, you should pick up a copy of
their cd "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea."

now that i've criticized your personality and analyzed
your taste in music, i have a invasive, personal
question to ask. who or what was the inspiration for
jason's candy addiction on the show? the halloween
episode in which linda gives birth is very comical
(this is me complimenting you, so don't take it any
other way).

hope to hear from you or your "subordinates" (if
they're the ones who answer your emails) soon.
preferably you, though.

-anand
------------------------------------

SUBJECT: Re: brendon!!!!
BODY:
i really like the moon over antarctica

and yes my personality was mine before i lent it to that red headed
kid-

but i thank you very much for attending.

ive heard of neutral milk hotel but never had the chance to listen to
them

maybe i'll check them out.

we cover the JAson candy addiction in the season 2 dvd but it's
basically a substitute for alchoholism

its that simple- in the Party episode (season 2) we wanted it to be
very adult like, so we made candy the drug. very simple.

my illegal immigrant was deported so i had to write this myself.

with undying passion

brendon

SIGNATURE:
doodily doo.

www.brendonsmall.com

first entry in a while. stolen from sarah.

2006-12-29T03:46:57Z

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you may think...

1. Where is your cell phone?
bed

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife?
unhappy

3. Your hair?:
receding

4. Your mother?
insecure

5. Your father?:
arrogant

6. Your favorite item?
glasses

7. Your dream last night?:
bollywoodesque

8. Your favorite drink?:
water

9. Your dream car?:
functional

10. The room you are in?:
mine

11. Your ex?:
missing

12. Your fear?
burglars

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?:
single

14. Who did you hang out with last night?:
diya

15. What you're not?
jobless!

16. Muffins?:
dry

17: One of your wish list items?
received

18: Time?
overrated

19. The last thing you did?:
laughed

20. What are you wearing?:
pajamas

22. Your favorite book?:
salinger

23. The last thing you ate?:
ghas (mushy rice with beans and milk)

24. Your life?:
obligatory

25. Your mood?:
entertained

26. Your friends:
brilliant

27. What are you thinking about right now?:
screenplay

28. Your car?
"generic"

29. What are you doing at the moment?:
television

30. Your summer?
internship

31. Your relationship status?:
single

32. What is on your tv?:
"Closer"

33. When is the last time you laughed?
currently

34. Last time you cried?:
fortnight

35. School?:
finished!

stolen from the girl

2006-08-18T02:34:59Z

Haiku² for dekulink
keep you alive the worst thing for a week or so in january
@

Created by Grahame

eh

2006-08-13T16:02:04Z

unnecessary amusement

2006-07-22T04:11:34Z

#549931 Decade_e_a on Jun 19 2006, 02:55 PM writes:
Oliver Stone hasnt made a really good film in a
while.. I hope he can break this tradition and give us
something good becaUSe (get it, US) I am a REAL
patriot and love america and agree that nobody should
EVER forget 9/11 and if he does what the guy in the
review says I will be very upset.

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#549947 Paul_Is_Drunk on Jun 19 2006, 03:32 PM
writes:
In reply to this comment (#549931)
Oh yeah? Well I'm an even better Patriot than you! I
say we never forget Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812, or
the Assination of Abraham Lincoln. You hear that
Japan, England, and the South?!! We're coming for you,
because America never forgets!!!

REAL PATRIOTS UNITE AND FORM VOLTRON!

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#550037 knowingtoast85 on Jun 19 2006, 07:13 PM
writes:
In reply to this comment (#549947)
I will never forget General Custer, or the crossing of
the Delaware river, or the 10 different pictures of
musical instruments I found on the back of my Rice
Krispies cereal box this morning. In addition, I plan
to learn Italian and then never forget that as well.

USA.

i like the bastard. i really do.

2006-05-01T05:15:04Z

a nostalgia-driven female voice questions with feigned curiosity, "anand?"
and by the time i've finished lifting my head and saying, "what--what the fuck are you doing here?" i'm hugged by perfect boobs and the familiarity of a girl who fits deliberately in my arms. my thoughts echo "press" as my senses allow an imprint.
"i'm going to medieval times."
but most of my mind is distracted by the man behind her, who follows her lead with a required "hey man, what's up?" as things become a blur and i focus on a dismembered obscure white hand while it slowly climbs an imaginary hill to greet my set of fingers at the trough--his hand is colder and bigger than mine. the palms barely touch, though with extreme apathy, 'cause one of them is too anxious to remain; i feel the air get warmer as his spectral arm-appendage recedes from the transient collision. her words dim from a drumming in the back of my head, and mine drown by the rising alcohol that quickly fills my ears.
"...we had been drinking for the past 20 minutes--"
"that's funny, tom and i drank before coming here, too..."
and then, he speaks, barreling through the drums and waves in a harsh alien voice that i'm unable to recognize--it paralyzes me for an instant. i force effort to make eye contact and manage a second long upward glance, but he looks uncomfortable, so i resume conversing with her after a defeated confused sigh.

now, more than 48 hrs later, my mind is still perusing all the "should've"s.
i hate the bastard. i
really do.

more from youtube.com

2006-04-18T15:47:17Z

a lot, not all, of places in india are like this:

driving in india.
--

it's the reason why my brother and i refused (well, were afraid) to sit in the passenger seat (in the front).
me to my cousin: shouldn't you put on your seatbelt?
cousin: seatbelt?
me: that thing next to your seat.
cousin: oh, nobody puts those on here. they're uncomfortable.

also, no airbags in the car.

dekulink @ 2006-03-31T22:40:00

2006-04-01T03:51:07Z

antony and the johnsons' "hope there's someone"
makes me want to
give up.
makes me think of paris, texas,
in the mood for love and 2046.

i miss blue velvet.
i miss julia.

or maybe
it's just his voice.
makes me think of regret.

nostalgia is a bitch.

he's frequently compared to
nina simone and brian ferry--
well, his voice is.

angy

2006-03-29T21:15:28Z

i hope you're having a brilliant day,
wherever/whenever you are.

love.

stolen from mariel

2006-03-21T17:03:24Z

You scored as Postmodernist. Postmodernism is the belief in complete open interpretation. You see the universe as a collection of information with varying ways of putting it together. There is no absolute truth for you; even the most hardened facts are open to interpretation. Meaning relies on context and even the language you use to describe things should be subject to analysis.

</td>

Postmodernist

94%

Materialist

81%

Modernist

44%

Cultural Creative

44%

Existentialist

38%

Fundamentalist

31%

Idealist

25%

Romanticist

13%

What is Your World View? (updated)
created with QuizFarm.com

mariel,

2006-03-16T15:20:03Z

happy b-day!

the world is right once again

2006-03-16T02:49:54Z

pedro almodovar's Volver is complete.
US release date: june 23, 2006

more happy-making news:
"Marking the 20th anniversary of Pedro Almodovar's
introduction to American audiences, Sony Pictures
Classics will launch in April 2006, in movie
theatres across America, a major Pedro Almodovar
retrospective highlighting eight of his most popular
films - with new prints and a major presentation. The
retrospective will be an overture to the release of
the new Almodovar film, 'Volver,' which will open in
late June 2006.'

"The Pedro Almodovar retrospective will include, Law of
Desire, Matador, Women on the Verge, Flower of My
Secret, Live Flesh, All About My Mother, Talk to Her
and Bad Education."

dekulink @ 2006-03-15T11:33:00

2006-03-15T16:56:18Z

tommy lee jones should live.
let me explain.

i watched the three burials of melquiades estrada with shay yesterday, and, coincidentally, i now think tommy lee jones should live. jones nicely directed (the man looks professional) the movie, but more credit should be given to the writer guillermo arriaga jordan and the cinematographer chris menges. all the characters are well written/developed, but the one played by jones loses "ground" near the end of the movie. one begins to question his motives...

i learned something yesterday, a pseudo-reference to south park's wheel of morality (turn, turn, turn): even idiots are capable of creating something interesting, if not worthwhile and amazing--adam sandler (punch-drunk love, spanglish) and owen wilson (the movies he has worked on with wes anderson) are other perfect examples.

help

2006-03-10T20:42:25Z

hey,

the njit art society (my art society) needs people to submit dreams/nightmares so that its members can illustrate those submissions for an april art show.

please post your dreams/nightmares as a comment to this entry,
OR
you can email them to njitas@yahoo.com.
submit as many as you want, the members will pick the ones which inspire them.

unfortunately, your name will have to remain anonymous, unless you're an njit student. for the show, we'll place the written out dream/nightmare next to the illustration.

thanks.

jess,

2006-02-23T00:22:35Z

happy b-day!

hey you

2006-02-17T05:20:20Z

i can't believe i'm "hooked" on bravo's project runway.
and now to defend myself: i like the concept of having a deadline in which to create something brilliant...or at least something that'll keep you alive.

the worst thing for a [self-proclaimed] hero is having a family that doesn't believe in any of his achievements. he goes on about the many times he has saved the day, but my brother and i don't buy any of it. my brother laughs and mother and i nod mindlessly while dada produces more stories, hoping to convince the rest of us with at least one of 'em.

"there is no pain, you are receding. a distant ship smoke on the horizon, you are only coming through in waves. your lips move but i can't hear what you're saying. when i was a child i caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye, i turned to look but it was gone. i cannot put my finger on it now. the child is grown, the dream is gone, and i have become comfortably numb."

i've been listening to pink floyd's the wall recently because of the squid and the whale. sam and i watched it last friday in montclair (hello nicholas).

"hey you! out there in the cold getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?"

dream.
i dreamt of acceptance yesterday, and i think it was by far the best dream i've ever had. i woke up believing the hour long "dream-conversation" was real and that i had resolved everything. yet it took me 30 seconds, after waking up, to realize none of it ever happened. the awkward pauses or uncomfortable compliments never took place, not even any bit of the repetitive banter. "fuck!" was all i managed after tuning in to reality, and a "damn" may have followed it, not sure.
i like (appreciate) "conversation-dreams," i just don't like the somewhat temporary (but definitely unnecessary) realism attached to them. i've been dreaming of conversations; well, i had "conversation dreams" in december and for a week or so in january--somehow they've caught up to me again. i've resolved matters with four people, in dreams of course.

"i sent that bitch a smiley face. bitches love smiley faces."
--ed (voiced by charlie murphy) from the boondocks

hey

2006-02-01T05:58:12Z

i've asked dave to advise me more times than i have asked anyone else.
and, i've asked him less than 10 times, probably. the man doesn't
disappoint.

his words:
"whatever, man. either decision will be tainted with regret"

because stealing from rottentomatoes feels mildly acceptable

2006-01-29T07:45:44Z

Stewie Griffin Moving to His Own Talk Show?

Posted by Scott Weinberg on Friday, Jan. 27, 2006, 08:15 PM

Gareth writes: "Stewie, the homicidial and gender-confused infant on the FOX smash series 'Family Guy' is getting his chance as a talk show host. According to CNN, the animated despot will host a series of web based talk shows.

"The tyrannical tyke in the Fox animated series 'Family Guy' will be the virtual host of a talk show being developed strictly for the Internet later this year. Stewie's show will be based on familyguy.com and other News Corp.-owned Web properties catering to the young demographics that have embraced the Fox series.

"'We think that the property is perfectly suited for that audience,' Fox Interactive Media president Ross Levinsohn said Tuesday."

he tricked my ass.

2006-01-28T22:48:52Z

four.

art society jon and i were bored

2006-01-26T23:51:32Z

If they told you I'm mad, then they lied.
I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive.
I'm the triolet, bursting with pride;
If they told you I'm mad, then they lied.
No, it isn't obsessive. Now hide
All the spoons or I might get convulsive.
If they told you I'm mad then they lied.
I'm odd, but it isn't compulsive.

What Poetry Form Are You?

movies

2006-01-26T06:47:00Z

some great movies (in alpha. order) i watched recently:
The Constant Gardener
-i highly recommend this movie to everyone, especially mariel because she's all about "ooh, i like people, and i want to fight for the rights of people in countries i've never been to." you, mariel, should ask hot prof. if he has seen it. i promise he'll love you forever.

Juliet of the Spirits
-i want to go back in time (though i don't believe in "backward" time travel) and fuck federico fellini. that's all i'd do all day. i understand he wasn't the most attractive mo'fucker, but, c'mon people, the man knew how to make movies. yup, lots of fucking.
oh, the maps!
oh, the fuckage!

Nobody Knows
-i'm surprised i didn't weep. everything is perfect in this movie!

a good movie:
Paheli
-but i'm giving extra credit to all persons involved for risking money and reputation on an "intersting" story, though the story is flawed. also, i'm glad the director apologized to his fans for making a commercial movie. everything is great about the movie, but the story fails in the middle because it tries to appeal to the average indian.

a bad one:
Flightplan
-eh, too predictable. i only watched it 'cause of peter sarsgaard (though the man needs to learn to lift his eyelids a bit higher, he always looks drunk)... he's the reason i wanted to watch (and still do, actually) 2005's The Dying Gaul. another movie i watched (i knew he was naked in it) 'cause of peter was Kinsey--bah, unimpressive movie.

-----
watching The Return of the King on encore.

also, is it just me or is LOGO really the most pointless network ever created? the movie choices they have are bullshit. and, stop showing xena!

me = overjoyed = overananded(?)

2006-01-25T20:36:14Z

The Squid and the Whale is coming back to montclair this friday.

the end.